C'mon guys

Aww, guys, humour the ol' Ishmael. In many days, NO ONE has commented on my blog except Rose and Kat-not that there is anything wrong at all with their comments! Wellll I admit that my blogs aren't nearly as funny or random as Rooose's, but surely that's no excuse to leave it blank and empty. Poor thing. Anyway! Cor, I hardly ever get to see everyone nowadays! It kinda makes me miss year 11 and us all being in Langy's form. Aw, Langy. D'ya know, I found an old prospectus of Perkies, and there was a photo of a very young-looking Langy in it teaching a sixth form class just like our German one. Ah, German.

It has been the most random day today. I received another opportunity to give the legendary answer to a question: 'Because I'm deaf.' This time to some random journalist, poor guy. And I have never met a man with thicker eyebrows. It's hard to keep a straight face when you're being interviewed by a dude with more eyebrows than an ageing walrus! Much to the amusement of Aggen and Rose it was, too. And Franbean and Bethman, this is a very fun, cool blog. I can write rubbish! Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha.

And what else... I have recently used clear quartz in my bath instead of bath crystals, much to more amusement of more people. I tell ye, it was like sitting in a warm stony sea bed. Grr. Anyway. And thank you Kat, for going through that rotten interview with me... without you I would have gone insane, although I feel awful for running away and leaving you alone with him and Mrs Creagh!!!!!!!!

Love ya all loads and loads forever...

Elena Bean(man)
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